Matches

Batting

Bowling

At first glance, 115 matches in 15 seasons may appear a bit of a half-hearted effort but don't be fooled. His career average demonstrates a heroic commitment to mediocrity; more than a hundred games and only one 50 ("that's not my job"), and no 5-for ("too good to take wickets at this level").
Topped the batting averages one season - thanks to 3 not-outs - but this feat has been wiped from the records by the revisionist historian, Keith Smart.
Has bowled more leg-side wides than any other cricketer still playing, ("keeps the 'keeper fit")